Cozy Duck
“slow is a speed.”
Cozy Duck wandered onto the chain.
> SUBJECT PROFILE
Nora McDuckface
- blanket enthusiast
- professional napper
- slow blinker
- yawns a lot
> SUBJECT Nora is a cozy duck. Distinguishing feature: orange beak. > RESPONDS WELL TO: watching the group chat, slow Sundays. RESPONDS POORLY TO: leaving the house. > UNCONFIRMED: subject fell asleep during its own birthday party.
> APPROVED
- watching the group chat
- slow Sundays
- free samples
- lukewarm tea
> NOT APPROVED
- leaving the house
- cold floors
- people who say 'rise and shine'
- seagulls
> INCIDENT LOG
Day One
The story starts in a pond with a bread problem, on a snowy day, with a very small duck and a laminated meme.
Growing Up Cozy
Don't spread this around. Nora's is that she fell asleep during its own birthday party. Don't tell anyone.
The Group Chat
Nora heard there were snacks on the chain. Zero snacks were found. She decided to stay anyway.
Home Sweet Chain
Now Nora is $Cduck. She has no team, no roadmap and no idea what a candle is. She does have a slightly bent spoon.
What's Next
Nora says the next chapter is up to you. Then she stares at the ceiling, thoughtfully.
> DAILY ROUTINE (OBSERVED)
- stares at the ceiling, thoughtfully
- naps in a sunbeam
- hits snooze (again)
- checks the group chat
- makes a new friend
> ASSET PACK
> ACQUISITION PROTOCOL
> STEP 1: WALLET
Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the recovery phrase on paper. Tell no one. Phantom · Solflare
> STEP 2: FUEL
Acquire SOL from an exchange. Transfer to wallet.
> STEP 3: LOCATE
Open $Cduck on pump.fun via the button below. Verify the contract address matches this page. pump.fun →
> STEP 4: EXECUTE
Swap SOL for $Cduck. Subject Nora has been notified.
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